You Know You're a Kindergarten Teacher When...

• You always have glue on your sleeves
• Your pockets usually have school supplies and items taken away from kids
• Your own children raise their hand when they want to speak to you at home
• You say "get a tissue"- 20 times a day"
• You can tie a shoe in less than 3 seconds
• You can read a book upside down
• You bring a snack to eat at snack time
• You get excited for the Back-to-School supply sales
• You love to laminate
• You prefer sitting on the floor criss-cross-applesauce